They didn't do that.
They were small and laughable. Puny! PUNY! The puniness of the puny bears, was so puny that it was puny by puniness standards!
But never again! I've spotted bears twice now, as I've been covering Skyrim and the first time made me shiver in fear for them being puny again - I'm referring to the picture of a player with a "bound bow," about to blow a little brown bear to hell. It had me worried that that was all we were going to get, but after seeing a bear in the recent GTTV footage, I'm convinced that the bear from the picture is a fricken cub!
The GTTV bear is the fricken most dangerous thing I've ever seen! Finally the bears get the respect they deserve! It stand up on its two legs, showing off its brute and intimidating figure, and roars in rage. Da-da-da-da-daaaaam - I'm lovin' it!
But mate, when we look at this picture, it seems like the bear ain't - that close - and it's also downwords from our.. "friend" there with the bow and arrow...
ReplyDeleteWhich could say because of the distance and the angle we see the bear, it makes it look smaller.
So I don't think little, Teddy here, is so small as he looks at the picture!
And I agree with you on the fact that bears were too small in Oblivion! And they were kind of goofy..
- Mike
Allow me to add my newly acquired picture of the other bear and let you compare
ReplyDeleteThat moment when he freezes the bear and it just falls to the ground was so fucking amazing
ReplyDeleteI love that too.
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Well.. That is suposed to be a scared guy...
One word to that bear... HUGE! (O.O)
I like it!
- Mike
errrr ... what happened to the guy!? :(
ReplyDeleteHe was so awsome.. now his torso is squashed and his left leg is broken off and sat at a wrong spot ... terrible terrible bear! He KILLED HIM!!!
- MIke
Why no talk of squid bears
ReplyDeleteWell, Ted - I'm not sure how I should put this, but you've reached a certain age and you deserve to know. You know all those stories you've heard... Well... They are not true, Ted. The Squidbear isn't real. I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
ReplyDeleteI attempted writing my gf a romantic letter in the dragon language:/
ReplyDeleteDon't. They don't like that. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know my gf -evil smile-
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